A conversation in my house this morning:
Linus: Mom, do you know what I would do if I was walking and I saw a baby bear that was lost? I would take it home and take care of it.
Miles: Isn't that illegal because it's a wild animal?
Linus: Oh, I mean if I was walking and I saw a baby bear that was lost and I had a bowl and it was full of bear food I would put it down in front of it and watch it eat.